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 dah jumpe, sedap btol lagu nie
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BRAIN TUMOR
> > Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
> > Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> > Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
> > Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
> > Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
> > Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
> >
> >
> > MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> > Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
> > Mr. Bean : 9
> > Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
> > Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the
> > answer is 6!!
> >
> >
> > WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> > Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> > Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> > Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
> >
> >
> > QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
> >
> > Friend : What are you looking at?
> > Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> > Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> > Mr. Bean : four asterisks!
> >
> > AT A WEDDING CEREOMONY
> > Friend : how many women do you believe must a man marry?
> > Mr. Bean : 16
> > Friend : Why?
> > Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4
> > worse.
> >
> >
> > CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
> > Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
> > Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
> see
> > any picture.
> > Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
> > Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.
> >
> >
> > MR BEAN'S MUM PASSED AWAY
> > Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
> > Friend : condolence, my friend.
> > After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder.
> > Friend : what now?
> > Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!
> >
> >
> > MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> > Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
> of
> > a power failure.
> > Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
> hrs.
> >
> > SPELLING LESSON
> > Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c
or
> > two c?
> > Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure! |
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Originally posted by buDak_gaTaL at 13-3-2007 05:49 PM
dah jumpe, sedap btol lagu nie
nak sket.... |
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apsal BG ske reply msg pg2 skg ni...:hmm: |
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Reply #10064 alieyn's post
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waktu tu saja yg dia leh online....hehe |
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lagu ni senang di dengar |
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Originally posted by MsCinderella at 14-3-2007 02:56 PM
waktu tu saja yg dia leh online....hehe
kalau x nnti mesti dia mati kutu kan.. |
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Originally posted by alieyn at 14-3-2007 03:18 PM
kalau x nnti mesti dia mati kutu kan..
BG mmg selalu mati kutu pun... |
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shinigami_rukia This user has been deleted
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bersamamu tu sedey laaa... |
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la...dhxde owang kt sini...hehe |
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 bz ar mase keje jd kejap2 ajelah msk porum
bile masuk balik tgh hari ngan ptg xde org reply tu msg pagi jer
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Originally posted by buDak_gaTaL at 20-3-2007 07:45 AM
bz ar mase keje jd kejap2 ajelah msk porum
bile masuk balik tgh hari ngan ptg xde org reply tu msg pagi jer
BG nnti nak bunga tak?:cak: |
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dah seminggu thread ni x ada apa2 posting..... |
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BG baru balik cuti msk opis bz keje lwt ptg br menyempat nak surf jap
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Reply #10075 buDak_gaTaL's post
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selamat pagi semua
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Originally posted by MsCinderella at 27-3-2007 08:38 PM
cuti p konvo ka :cak:
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bersamamu... tak ada aku... dia dan kamu |
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Reply #10078 buDak_gaTaL's post
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ada tk amik gambar telanjang time kovo ituhari |
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Post time 13-3-2007 05:49 PM
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:lol
