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Originally posted by galoh at 22-3-2006 11:26 PM
hehe.. awak nak ambik bag tu ke? nak guna ke? :cak:
bukanlah............tapi sebagai senjata. |
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Originally posted by memories at 22-3-2006 11:26 PM
*beep* terima tak ya saya tu? sekarang nada dah elok................hehe, skel memujuk beep memang cayalah....
hehe... kalo awak tak ngaku pun saya tau jawapan dier ya... |
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Originally posted by galoh at 22-3-2006 11:29 PM
hehe... kalo awak tak ngaku pun saya tau jawapan dier ya...
dah tu kenapa tanya.............untuk masa akan datang, jawapannya 'ya'...tak yah buang karan tanya ok? |
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Originally posted by memories at 22-3-2006 11:29 PM
bukanlah............tapi sebagai senjata.
senjata makan tuan... :cak: |
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Originally posted by galoh at 22-3-2006 11:32 PM
senjata makan tuan... :cak:
ni borak 3 patah perkataan ke?
hmm.....jap:
Tuan makan ayam.
:cak: |
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beep saya nak masuk tidur dah. lama lagi ke?
besok bz sikit sampai petang tapi jumpa tempat minum teh ya?
have a good night. mimpi yg indah indah......... |
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Originally posted by memories at 22-3-2006 11:34 PM
ni borak 3 patah perkataan ke?
hmm.....jap:
Tuan makan ayam.
:cak:
hehe.. merapu jer...  |
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Originally posted by memories at 22-3-2006 11:38 PM
beep saya nak masuk tidur dah. lama lagi ke?
besok bz sikit sampai petang tapi jumpa tempat minum teh ya?
have a good night. mimpi yg indah indah.........
k.... saya pun dah nak tido gak ni...
babai.... take care.. |
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selamat pagi beep, apa kabar hari ni?
dah bekfes ke hari ni? kalau buat teh, jangan letak banyak sangat susu ya. semalam teh tu kaler dia tak best.
makan aper? saya makan pizza tetapi seperti yg sedia maklum, tu dah 3 hari nye....letak dalam peti sejuk (awaknyer), heat up dalam microwave pagi ni.
hmm.....nak citer aper ya?
semalam lauk okay kan, mula mula nak terlebih masin, lepas tu cepat cepat gunakan petua orang tua tua untuk kurangkan garam........
lagipun tak elok kan untuk kesihatan kalau selalu lebih garam. unta pun mogok.
lunch hari tu, yg awak beli tu.....lupa nak cakap, best betul lauk dia.......antara yg paling best pernah saya makan....sebab tu mula kat kerusi, pastu makan kat meja lak............
awaknye lauk best tak? lain dari saya saya tengok. awak tak boleh ke beli sama?
semalam pasan tak saya ader request lagu kat muzik board? ker awak takder masa nak skodeng saya?
lagu tu....diidnt we almost had it all..dah ader orang kasi. nanti nak letak kat sini, nak kasi awak.
nantilah kerang kerang....
take care for today...............
xxxx
ps:........................................! |
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ngeh....ngeh......ngeh.......giler tambah kedit pagi pagi.
sekian. :bgrin: |
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hmm..............
dari pagi sampai malam rupanya.............. |
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saya baru sampai umah beep, nak kuar dah......
take care ya....
ps: betullah....10 lawan 2 tu kan, game tadi tu. |
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Reply #551 memories's post
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hihihihi.....maksud ko berporem keh? |
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beep............awak drive suka speeding tak?
ngeh ngeh..ngeh...
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and the following
exchange
takes place:
Officer: May I see your driver's licence?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th
drink-driving penalty.
Officer: May I see the owner's log-book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
log-book in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his sergeant. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the sergeant approached the driver to
handle the tense situation.
Sergeant: Sir, can I see your licence?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Sergeant: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log-book.
(The driver owned the car.)
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if
there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
(Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove compartment.)
Sergeant: Would you mind opening the boot? I was told you said there's
a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
(Boot is opened; and no dead body)
Sergeant: I don't understand it. T
he officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,
stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yes, and I'll bet the lying so-and-so told you I was speeding,
too |
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Originally posted by memories at 23-3-2006 09:31 AM
selamat pagi beep, apa kabar hari ni?
dah bekfes ke hari ni? kalau buat teh, jangan letak banyak sangat susu ya. semalam teh tu kaler dia tak best.
makan aper? saya makan pizza tetapi seperti ...
hehe... sori mem...
saya baru buleh masuk... bz sikit arini.. . huhu... dah bekfes, dah lunch, dah dinner.. ..
ps. air teh tu lenkali jgn suruh saya wat... saya memang tak diajar bancuh membancuh ni.... kalo kena wat sendiri saya minum milo 3 in jer... arap maklum... |
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Originally posted by memories at 23-3-2006 07:42 PM
hmm..............
dari pagi sampai malam rupanya..............
ngeh ngeh ngeh........ sila rujuk post no. 555......hehe.... |
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Originally posted by memories at 23-3-2006 07:51 PM
beep............awak drive suka speeding tak?
ngeh ngeh..ngeh...
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and the following
exchange
takes place:
Officer: May I see your dri ...
hehe.. nak saya jawab ke soklan tu... lalalalalalala.......... |
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Nyanyian Serambi
Ramli Sarip
Keluar pagi balik petang
Ada kala sampai malam
Cari rezeki bawa pulang
Buat orang yang tersayang
Oh卋ersabarlah |
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GOODBYE
Air Supply
I can see the pain living in your eyes
And I know how hard you try
You deserve to have much more
I can feel your heart and I simpathize
And I'll never criticize all you've ever meant to my life
I don't want to let you down |
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Post time 22-3-2006 11:29 PM
