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QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY (is BACK)

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Post time 8-7-2004 03:54 PM | Show all posts
sure sponsor punya la
takkan diorg [client] support ...

last week besh la
mamat yg pakai rambut palsu dpt jumpa Rosie O'Donnel, Boy George ... siap dpt poster lagi .. broardway poster rasanyer ...
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Post time 8-7-2004 04:27 PM | Show all posts
sajer jer nak ambik hati si straight guy tuh.
tu yg bawak pi broadway tempat dier minat tuh.
ingat senang nak pujuk suruh buang rambut palsu dier.
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Post time 8-7-2004 09:25 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by GAMEOVER at 8-7-2004 04:27 PM:
sajer jer nak ambik hati si straight guy tuh.
tu yg bawak pi broadway tempat dier minat tuh.
ingat senang nak pujuk suruh buang rambut palsu dier.



no komen la
tp d straight guy looks more cute n confident w/out his toupee ....
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Post time 11-7-2004 12:39 AM | Show all posts

this week epiisode

Helping the Hard-Rocking Host: Steven S.

episode 14 season 1
Synopsis
Finally a straight guy who fights back! Steven,a rock music expert who dresses like an 80's band reject has fried tri- colored hair,a apartment that's been overpowered by his girlfriend's stuff,and a diet that's needs more healthy food. When Carson and Kyan take him shopping,he rebels against a paisley shirt and begin throwing things out of the stall.but he calms down when he finds out that Carson is able to work in his awesome collection of band shirts.Jai gives him tickets to an adult puppet show,a beautiful photo of Jimi Hendrix and passes on a walking tour.Kyan agrees that Steven's hair is a work in progress,he helps by getting rid of some of the colors and shaping it.Steven is then given a nose hair trimmer.Ted shows him how to make a wheatgrass smoothie and gives him a blender.
Thom decorates the apartment so it looks bigger and to show that Steven exists in it. During the preperation Steven does everything perfectly, except the smoothie. On his arrival to the show, Steven's fellow hosts are amazed and Steven takes it all in stride, it seems along with his hair Steven is on the road to success and recovery.  

Notes   
Steven dresses/gets ready to "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles, the first song ever aired on MTV.


Quotes   
(carson holding a ugly jacket)
"come on,that's mohair"-Steven
"No,it's just hair"-Carson

stop it, that's so gay!"-carson

"it's so gone with the wind!,as god as my witness, I'll never wear taffetta again!-carson

"tuck it in!"-carson
"no it's sin!"-steven

"these shoes won't make me gay?"-steven
(bending over Steven to put on a shoe)No, but this will-carson

"you'd better be nice to my friend carson"-kyan
"it's only love, dude"-steven

"27% of car accidents are caused by juzing"-carson

"I'm only back 2 minutes and Julia's already undressing me"-steven
I only want the cool tie"-julia

"first off you got a mouth like a trucker,secondly your mean and thirdly give him his clothes back!"-carson

"it's a weeble wobble thing that only straight people have"-jai

"I can get you some healthy food that has weird groovy stuff in it"-ted
"candy?"-steven

"this is a nose hair trimmer"-kyan
(uses it on steven, steven suddenly flinches)
"oh s**t! you rat ass *****!"-steven
(carson appears)
"I'm crying!"-steven

"Steeevvvveeennn"-kyan
"mother?"-steven

"we've got salons to go to"-kyan
"we've got stores to go to and a night in the motel in Jersey"-carson
"but don't worry you're in safe,maincured hands"-kyan

"lemme get this straight, your friend is a straight hairstylist with wicker furniture? I have a feeling he's not telling you the truth"-Thom

(looking in the shower) You could put a harness in here. Good times-kyan

(going into a store before Steven) Sorry, ladies before gentlemen-Thom

You have slutty hair-kyan
I have slutty hair-steven

(screaming) Don't give the couture away!-carson

"I have a kick ass blender!"-steven

Damn you, fruit smoothie!-ted


Goofs   
Kyan and Ted tear down Steven and Jackie's curtains and curtain rod just as thom states "don't tear down the....curtain rod




source: TVTome.com
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Post time 11-7-2004 01:08 AM | Show all posts
selamber jer bebudak Fab 5 nih buat kecoh kat opis orang.
masuk
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Post time 11-7-2004 10:40 AM | Show all posts
lawak tu mmg lawak masa diorg bukak suar straight guy
tp masa gi shopping baju n suar
straight guy wat pasal skit ...
dia marah kat Carson sebb Carson suruh dia tuck in baju
n straight guy ckp .. it's a sin ...
kiranyer dia tak suka tuck
pastu  Carson suruh straight guy cuba baju lain
n lum sempat abis ckp
straight guy bang the door dpan muka Carson
berapi jer si Carson ...
yg Kyan pun begang gak n bg warning kat straight guy supaya be nice to Carson

benci la perangai mamat tuh ..
tak sedar diri .. yg dia tu cam mamat selebet ...
dah tukar n dpt imej yg besh ... berlagak ...

then prasan tak minah Gothic tuh
yg ala2 punk ... hidung bertindik
sesuka mak tiri dia jer ... amik tali leher yg diikat kat suat jeans straight guy
pastu cam kutuk2 ....
pastu pandang cam tak puas ati ...
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Post time 11-7-2004 04:42 PM | Show all posts
straight guy kali byk melawan plak ngan kat Fab 5 nih.
maybe sebab first time diorang jumpa kat office tuh diorang buat hal :lol
yg ghotic girl tuh mmg tak pueh hati jer.
dok mengutuk dressing straight tuh kat blkg dier.
bengang jer Fab 5 nih kat dier time tgk tv tuh
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Post time 11-7-2004 05:05 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by GAMEOVER at 11-7-2004 04:42 PM:
straight guy kali byk melawan plak ngan kat Fab 5 nih.
maybe sebab first time diorang jumpa kat office tuh diorang buat hal :lol
yg ghotic girl tuh mmg tak pueh hati jer.
dok mengutuk dressing s ...



mmg betul pun
ntah2 gothic girl tu jeles kot
sebb straight guy handsome ala Brad Pitt ....
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Post time 12-7-2004 03:33 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by fly_in_d_sky at 2004-7-11 10:40 AM:
lawak tu mmg lawak masa diorg bukak suar straight guy
tp masa gi shopping baju n suar
straight guy wat pasal skit ...
dia marah kat Carson sebb Carson suruh dia tuck in baju
n strai ...


goggle pun tperanjat n myampah bila dia kurang ajar dgn Carson.kalau tak salah goggle,dia ada lemparkan baju atas lantai kan...

mmg nyampah tgk perangai dia mcm tuu.rasa mcm nak :ketuk: aje...

kalau goggle dpt peluang mcm tuu,mahu seronok gila-gila nya...
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Post time 12-7-2004 11:30 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by goggle7724 at 12-7-2004 03:33 PM:


goggle pun tperanjat n myampah bila dia kurang ajar dgn Carson.kalau tak salah goggle,dia ada lemparkan baju atas lantai kan...

mmg nyampah tgk perangai dia mcm tuu.rasa mcm nak :ketuk: aje. ...



bukan takat nak ketuk2 ...
tp rasanyer nak cincang ajer ..........
cian Carson ... gigit spek dia ....
cam p'puan lak .....
tgk cara Kyan mmg protective n care person ..
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Post time 13-7-2004 01:59 PM | Show all posts
hilang rindus kat fab 5...
last weeknyer episode tak besh...
sbb straight guy tak sporting...
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Post time 17-7-2004 02:58 PM | Show all posts
lama dah tak tengok siri nie... kat sini takder tv9
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Post time 17-7-2004 07:53 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Muntz at 17-7-2004 02:58 PM:
lama dah tak tengok siri nie... kat sini takder tv9



bukan Ch 9 Muntz
8TV ler

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 Author| Post time 17-7-2004 08:52 PM | Show all posts
aah 8TV la....Carson tu kadang2 lebih2 plak yer...
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Post time 17-7-2004 11:53 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gjoy_chester at 17-7-2004 08:52 PM:
aah 8TV la....Carson tu kadang2 lebih2 plak yer...



lupa ker Carson kan "perempuan" dlm Fab 5 tuh
anything he do mmg nampak over
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Post time 17-7-2004 11:56 PM | Show all posts

this week episode -- 17-07-04

Create an Officer and a Gentleman: Ross M.


Synopsis
Ross, a ex marine wants mix with his girlfriend Thersea who is more socially active has drafted the Fab five into helping.
Carson who decides that Ross shall have a military-civilian mix wardrobe takes him to John Varatos's store where he models for the designer himself. Jai teaches Ross and Theresa how to salsa, and Kyan takes him to a skin care Lab to have himself looked over. Ted teaches Ross how to make a choclate souffle and they try out a few dessert wines. Thom drags the couple to a store where they buy a table,chairs and a new bed. He also surpises them with a flat screen TV. The preparations begin after a toast and salute, and the only serious mistake was that he under mixed his egg whites and chocolate in the souffle. Once Theresea has gotten over the shock, they enjoy the souffle and leave for the dance club. Once they begin dancing Ross is stiff and akward but during the last few minutes he loosens up.

Quotes
"I can't believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle"-Ted
"who says there are no gays in the military? someone designed this outfit"-Carson
"Your shoes are last season!Your shoes are last season!-Carson during Kyan&Ross's push up contest

He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that?-jai
Yes... (smiling)Thanks-kyan

Remember when you told me you'd make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? Well pucker up, baby!-thom

(conspiratorially) I put in a clear shower curtain-thom
(the door shuts on the camera)
Awww!-fab five
For the love of God!-thom



source: TVTome.com
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Post time 18-7-2004 06:47 AM | Show all posts
waaaa :

dapat TV flatscreen tuh

aku pun nak! aku pun nak! :cak:

siot jer straight guy tuh.

bleh plak mintak aper yg dier nak
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Post time 18-7-2004 12:01 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by GAMEOVER at 18-7-2004 06:47 AM:
waaaa :

dapat TV flatscreen tuh

aku pun nak! aku pun nak! :cak:

siot jer straight guy tuh.

bleh plak mintak aper yg dier nak



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Post time 19-7-2004 05:55 PM | Show all posts
carson paling kelapakr...kyan plak paling serius and too handsome to be a gay...makan hati la pompuan2 ni nengok si Kyan ni...i myself kata dia hansome...kawan2 pompuan aku memang suka nengok citer ni...and some of them just want to see Kyan's face...kelako...but i really enjoy the show...harap akan diteruskan...
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Post time 19-7-2004 11:15 PM | Show all posts
Kyan mmg hensem pun

tah camaner laa bleh terpesong akidah dier nih :lol

kelakar time Carson bawak straight guy tuh masuk dalam blik

Carson cakap,"here, i have a gay man for you" sambil tunjuk kat Kyan tgh dok atas katil

Kyan wat muka seposen jer

lol:lol
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