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 Author| Post time 14-3-2006 09:31 AM | Show all posts
hmm.............
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2006 09:32 AM | Show all posts
galoh nanti biler senang letak lagu cinta melankolia....ader tak?
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Post time 14-3-2006 09:48 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by memories at 14-3-2006 09:32 AM
galoh nanti biler senang letak lagu cinta melankolia....ader tak?


ngeh ngeh ngeh............
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2006 01:04 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by galoh at 14-3-2006 09:48 AM


ngeh ngeh ngeh............


is that a yes or a sengih? dah makan tengah hari ke?

saya baru sudah. tengah dengar lagu pulak buat desert.......
:kant:  suka emot tu, nampak lawa.
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2006 01:08 PM | Show all posts
For you..........

THE INTEREST WITHOUT THE CAPITAL

The lover's food is the love of the bread;
no bread need be at hand:
no one who is sincere in his love is a slave to
existence.

Lovers have nothing to do with existence;
lovers have the interest without the capital.

Without wings they fly around the world;
without hands they carry the polo ball off the field.

That dervish who caught the scent of Reality
used to weave basket even though his hand had been cut
off.

Lover have pitched their tents in nonexistence:
they are of one quality and one essence, as
nonexistence is.

Mathnawi III, 3020-3024
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2006 04:56 PM | Show all posts
*beep*

kerja tahu betul betul tak?

Moral of the story..........ngeh..ngeh...ngeh.

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly
had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove
his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve
a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job...!!
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 Author| Post time 14-3-2006 05:05 PM | Show all posts
Hujan ke? tempat sini cuaca ok, redup je.....
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Post time 15-3-2006 07:56 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by memories at 14-3-2006 01:04 PM


is that a yes or a sengih? dah makan tengah hari ke?

saya baru sudah. tengah dengar lagu pulak buat desert.......
:kant:  suka emot tu, nampak lawa.

a *beep* ... hehe...
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Post time 15-3-2006 07:58 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by memories at 14-3-2006 04:56 PM
*beep*

kerja tahu betul betul tak?

Moral of the story..........ngeh..ngeh...ngeh.

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lif ...

nasib baik saya tau kejer2 saya... kalo tak dlm kerugian gak... hehe...
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Post time 15-3-2006 08:07 AM | Show all posts

P E R M A T A
Kopratasa




Telah ku siapkan satu daerah paling sunyi
Dalam hati ini untuk kau isi sebagai isteri
Untuk kau penuhi
Dengan kemuliaan seorang wanita
Untuk kau beri erti dengan kelembutan
Untuk kau hargai dengan kasih sayang

Ku ingin kau jadi wanita mulia
Yang tahu harga budi dan hati
Seorang lelaki bernama suami

Kerana engkau isteri
Ku ingin kau mengerti bahawa hidup ini
Tak semudah yang kita janjikan
Yang kita janjikan
Kerana kau isteriku





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Post time 15-3-2006 08:10 AM | Show all posts
mem........

lagu frozen tu soda dah bagi.. .... nak ke?
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2006 09:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by galoh at 15-3-2006 07:58 AM

nasib baik saya tau kejer2 saya... kalo tak dlm kerugian gak... hehe...


aper yang dalam kerugian ni? awak pikir aper? hehe, kisah saya bagi tu untuk teladan dan awak ambil pelajaran.........
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2006 09:46 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by galoh at 15-3-2006 08:10 AM
mem........

lagu frozen tu soda dah bagi.. .... nak ke?


nak, nantilah bila senang................galoh dah dengar ke, suker tak lagu tu? bila dengar lagu tu rasa seperti sejuk, ade kaler grey, rasa macam di buai mimpi..........
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2006 09:49 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by galoh at 15-3-2006 08:07 AM
P E R M A T A
Kopratasa


Telah ku siapkan satu daerah paling sunyi
Dalam hati ini untuk kau isi sebagai isteri
Untuk ...


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xxxx
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Post time 15-3-2006 12:26 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by memories at 15-3-2006 09:43 AM


aper yang dalam kerugian ni? awak pikir aper? hehe, kisah saya bagi tu untuk teladan dan awak ambil pelajaran.........

saya pk jalan jam tak masa paderi tu tengah driving.... kalo jam rugi la... sebab minyak mahal skarang ni.....
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Post time 15-3-2006 12:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by memories at 15-3-2006 09:46 AM


nak, nantilah bila senang................galoh dah dengar ke, suker tak lagu tu? bila dengar lagu tu rasa seperti sejuk, ade kaler grey, rasa macam di buai mimpi..........

tak paham la awak.... awak dengar lagu tu awak jadi rasa sejuk ke rasa cam dok atas peti sejuk..?
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2006 01:31 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by galoh at 15-3-2006 12:26 PM

saya pk jalan jam tak masa paderi tu tengah driving.... kalo jam rugi la... sebab minyak mahal skarang ni.....


a ah, saya pun pikir sama. kalau jam pakai minyak banyak yer? Saya fikir jugak maybe paderi tu lenguh tangan dia main tarik tali...........

yag lain kiter dua orang tak pikir kan? :hmm:
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2006 01:32 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by galoh at 15-3-2006 12:29 PM

tak paham la awak.... awak dengar lagu tu awak jadi rasa sejuk ke rasa cam dok atas peti sejuk..?


hehehe..........camels back.

Lagu tu reminds me of winter.....sejuk, grey, depression....
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 Author| Post time 15-3-2006 05:14 PM | Show all posts
Yang ni saya paling suka....

ps: file dah susun elok, tadi jatuh jugak bawah meja.........

Something to amuse you tonight
Apartment for Rent

A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500 dollars. The beautiful girl did. Before he left in the morning,he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclosed a note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed you'll find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied;

(2) that there was plenty of heat; (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, and that there wasn't any heat and that is was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of this note, the girl immediately returned the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it...if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

ngeh.....ngeh....ngeh.......
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Post time 15-3-2006 08:21 PM | Show all posts
ngeh ngeh ngeh.........













arap2 thread ni tak kena move ke tnse.......
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